Never Trust a Cabby

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

grumpypup:

do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you

musts:

© Andrey Nanchuk { website | behance }

Orange Is The New Black cast attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

kingsleyyy:

snow day tomorrow please

dallonation:

dallon weekes

dallonation:

dallon weekes

dallonation:

♪

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power