This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees
Today is National Coffee Day, the best day ever!!!!! Can you tell I’ve had a lot of caffeine? Great! I’ve been celebrating all day! Coffee is one of my greatest loves. I drink it multiple times a day and will never turn down a chance to go to a coffee shop. That’s why I love coffee dates. Even if the date sucks, I still get coffee so it’s still a win. Also, coffee dates are awesome because they’re not as awkward as having a meal with someone you don’t really know, and you’re in a great setting to have a good conversation.
-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)
I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life.
I actually really love this analogy.
This is the best explanation I can find for what happened when I turned 30.
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
team i can’t do math for shit, I can’t write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour, but I can conquer any in class jeopardy game.
Team i can’t do anything but procrastinate on tumblr
team i used to be really good at all the subjects but now im just trying to pass them with minimal emotional and mental scarring
this fucked me up so bad
Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.
The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy