Never Trust a Cabby

I’m a kind of quiet boring guy, right? But on stage there’s this other part of me that we all get to experience together. 

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

me nd my robot gf

robodatefriend:

me: bb ur hands r so cold

gf: THAT IS BECAUSE I AM MADE OF METAL

yungchrist:

kingofdicks:

the juxtaposition between ray romanoes family and david beckhams family

ray shits on em